Takes two to tumble
Friday March 05th 2021, 11:18 pm
Filed under: Family,Life

In answer to Chris and Sharon, Richard was the one who started talking over a year ago about eventually retiring near the grands. The ones south have a great deal of family very close by, the ones north, none whatsoever. But right now he’s happy to be here and in the After Times they’ll all be easy to fly to.

But you move to a place where you’d want to live anyway even if the kids were to take a new job and not stay where you’ve moved to. He does like Portland. I think I was ten the last time I was there other than in the airport so I wanted to familiarize myself a bit.

But we’re happy with our neighborhood and friends, and peaches and blueberries that blossom in January, I mean, how do you beat that?

Speaking of those peaches.

The one that started blooming a month ago is now about 2/3 of the way leafed out and it’s finally going to rain tonight.

The growing-leaves stage mixed with cold weather is how you get peach leaf curl attacks; once they’re fully leafed out the fungus is somehow powerless, and it can’t grow in warmth. It wants new growth on a chilly night.

We get ocean cold with our rain.

The local gardening columnist said to put a lightweight frost cover over to help keep the rain off. Well, we have those for sure, although it would take two of us to try to wrangle it over.

My sweetie was very dubious about this idea but he wanted to be supportive. I couldn’t do it by myself: after days of warning spasms from having to haul all those wet clothes around in the water heater blowup, after carefully doing back exercises to ward off what they threatened to become, this afternoon I bent over a box that had been delivered and without even picking it up it felled me right there for a moment. Protests of innocence at it got me nowhere. Here we were again.

It took me awhile to be able to stand up so as to go get an ice pack.

But I really wanted that tree covered, and the ice packs were helping some, so we went out there tonight together to try to wrangle the thing. Visions of summertime peaches right outside the door can get the better of you like that.

He got the fruit picker to try to maneuver the thing over the top–and not knowing I had just fallen down on the other side of the cloth with my foot tangled in the acanthus stems that border the tree, he caught his own foot and fell with the picker and bloodied his face–thankfully not against the tines. I finally extricated myself at the sound of his voice and got over there, where he then tried to get up by holding onto the picker held upright for leverage so I tried to hold onto it on the other side to steady it for him.

With a man more than twice my weight and a back already like that.

And now his matches.

He wasn’t surprised when I told him his shoulder was green.

It’s a really good thing our house is a ranch right now.

It’s time to look at each other wryly and say in unison, and not for the first time, Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to do that?


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Oh dear…

Heal quickly.

Comment by Jayleen Hatmaker 03.06.21 @ 6:31 am

Bubble wrap.

I wish someone could make real what I see in my mind that would make the screen easy to put over the tree.

Take it easy for a few days. Both of you!

Comment by Chris+S+in+Canada 03.06.21 @ 7:46 am

I second Chris’s suggestion. Oof! I hope you both feel much better very soon.

Comment by DebbieR 03.06.21 @ 8:02 am

Oh, my goodness, aren’t you two a pair! Take it easy and recuperate.

Comment by ccr in MA 03.06.21 @ 10:01 am

My husband’s brother couldn’t quite reach a limb that really needed to come off his willow tree, so he put the chain saw on and extension pole. Then he climbed a ladder. He still couldn’t reach, so he put the ladder on a picnic table and asked his wife to steady it.

I’m sure you can see where this is going. They’re both fine NOW, after two years, and the chainsaw wasn’t really involved in the fiasco, but don’t ever try that, OK?

Comment by LauraN 03.12.21 @ 12:48 pm



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