Houses. Just because you spent a whole lot of money on your remodel doesn’t mean your house here, 2 bd 2ba on a tiny lot, even with a lake easement, is worth essentially as much as–
–this one, more than two and a half times the size on three times the lot in the same zip code.
Besides, I figure ya gotta have space to scandalize the neighbors by ripping out the bushes and planting fruit trees.
But the burning question is, do they have a bakery around there that’s as good as the one that delivered these for a certain tall person’s birthday this week. I think not.