After looking at too many real estate listings–we’re not moving, but knowing what the options are is always a good thing, and it’s become a bit of a pandemic hobby–I have a few questions.
Why on earth is it a thing to have a bathtub with windows that start right at the top of the tub?
Why is it that so many of those are in a corner and have windows on two sides of said tub?
Why do so many of such listings have zero evidence of there having ever been any window coverings on those windows? What?
Entirely outdone, though, by the loft master bedroom with a half-wall so as to overlook the front entryway, with clearly echoing acoustics.
And also, why are drab gray kitchens such a big thing?
Why did the only house with a double oven go for over a million? I mean, I love my double oven but I wouldn’t pay hundreds of thousands of dollars extra for it.
Why is it so hard to find a master bedroom and laundry and kitchen all on one floor for when you’re aging or you broke something and you don’t want to do stairs?
Guess we’ll just have to stay in our ranch right here. It’s a pretty perfect setup.
Did you know you could buy a cute three bedroom house in the middle of pretty much nowhere in Maine and pay a $199/month mortgage? Although I imagine you’d make up for it in heating costs.