Knitlist subscribers, forgive me–it’s too good a pun not to put here too.
Someone on Knitlist had mentioned a day at the doctor’s that had gone on and on and on, with technical problems with the x-ray machinery and the like.
To which my answer was, Thank goodness for knitting. Maybe that x-ray technician was trying to stall you long enough for you to become fond enough of her to knit her some socks. You know, Sockholm Syndrome and all that.