“You have received your Royal Mail parcel from Colourmart.”
Why yes. Yes I have. Let me do the second half of this afghan from the last one from them and I’ll get right to it.
Somehow it cracks me up every time: a royal announcement that the subjects of an actual king quietly did their job with integrity and procured and delivered me, USPS willing, my favorite means of helping others feel loved. (Not quite that yarn but close to it, since mine’s now sold out.)