If you’re going to be bewildered, at least have it be by something that doesn’t matter in the slightest, right?
I wanted silver. I settled for gold because I finally had my new post-op prescription in hand and I wanted my new, clearer eyesight and I wanted it now.
Oh Costco. Rose gold? With pink temples? That is not what I saw in the store. How did that happen.
I picked them up Wednesday night and waited till Thursday morning to start wearing them because the lenses were so different; I could have New Year’s Day to get used to them.
Today I saw more. Wait.
Who–seriously, who???–thought that a pair of women’s bifocals needed the joints where the temples meet the frame to be covered by–
I mean seriously–
No, those are teddy bears, you’re right.
I am dying to know who thought that that was the best possible idea to do to sell their product. It feels like a UC Berkeley prank in Stanford country: Go bears! Go Tree!
So, (whistling innocently) what are their cat’s-eye frames doing for their side hustle?