Oh thank you Etsy. It’s artisan-made, it’s not mass-produced, just like you used to be all about. And you totally guessed what I wanted to see.
Or how about this one, with the cobra climbing the stick?
Or maybe not so much.
Actually, I laughed–and then went, wait.
What if some idiot tried to shoot it out of my hand to save me?
Just raising a little cane here.