I didn’t want my cardiologist to later dismiss it as a two-week buildup of unwashed sweat under the monitor that I was complaining about so I put it in writing the morning after I got it: I was fiercely reacting. There are other adhesives out there, and I said I was mentioning this in case he might put a word out with the manufacturer.
The phone rang this morning.
Why, yes, they had a hypoallergenic one–but it’s fiddly. You have to take it off and recharge it every three days and alternate it between putting it back on vertically vs horizontally and you’ll have to put it back on yourself and change the strips and clean the area off with this but not that but did I want to do that?
Are. You. Kidding. Me.
I went in and the nurse went, Wow. THAT’s red!
Yeah… I told her about the adhesives-allergy test they did at Stanford that flamed on for a month afterwards.
Okay, so: I would also have to recharge the phone every three days.
What phone. Wait–you’re sending me home with a cell phone?!
Preprogrammed, yes, here, let’s walk you through what to do. Power on: a list pops up. Shortness of breath? Fainting? Palpitations? Accidentally pressed button?
Now push ‘Accidentally pressed button,’ she said, since we were just training here.
Richard’s take on it later was that that was a great use for old cells–they don’t have to wonder what phone the patient does or doesn’t have, they don’t have to add an app to yours nor know how to program anything, they just hand you this one ready to go and the company got it cheap.
Which you then mail back to the company along with the monitor when you’re done.
So I have gone from I seriously do not know how I am going to make it through these next two weeks and sleepless nights, to, hey. This is so much better. My skin is still close to raw but the thing it was so angry at is gone.
I cannot begin to tell you what a relief that is.