With a shout-out to everyone’s inner Mikey. I’m… I’m….
Okay, picture the scene.
It’s the early 1800’s, you’re a fur trapper, you get a whiff, go oooh, and a quick trip to Madagascar to grab a bottle of vanilla to put in your brownie mix is just not happening that day.
Since you’re going to be skinning that pelt anyway once you find that thing the animal’s not going to need the rest of him so it’s all yours.
The ultra-anti-skunk: glands in the same place, different effect. Beaver butt vanilla flavoring. Castoreum.
So, y’know, just update those dairy farms, we can squeeze a few beavers between the cows and hook them up too, right? You could make that ice cream on site. If a cow leg comes too close the little guys will chew them out, they can stand up for themselves. The cows can argue back but they wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
This has been an actual thing for 2000 years and nobody ever told us this in high school science class?