I still get the emails and delete most of them, but I thought, eh, okay, I need a break from election updates, I’ll bite.
One very ordinary looking house out in suburbia somewhere. (Redfin link here if the Zillow one doesn’t work.) Complete with Narnia lamp out front.
And then you get to picture #10.
That’s the living room. That’s the dining room. And that’s…
An attempt at a new definition of living on the water. But you’re going to have to hold your plate the whole time you eat or everybody else is going to be wearing it.
But wait, turns out, there’s more: that part’s actually an ADU addition–and it looks like the only windows to the living room of the main house are looking straight into the ADU side and relying on their now-outside windows for light, so if they pull their blinds between you you’re in the dark all day. Not even a skylight, just the front door on the other side of the kitchen.
And the city signed off on that? When all they had to add to the plans was an outside walkway’s depth between the two living spaces?
This is why we hire architects, folks.