Falcon swear words: We have three eggs to guard and they think they can swipe our nest? Well let me tell them!
Also re the nesting instinct (or not): go to the house with the luxurious couch for people who refuse to talk to each other, scroll down to the master bedroom, look at that loft and that railing and tell me if that doesn’t just insist “No more monkeys jumping on the bed!” isn’t begging on its knees to be disobeyed. One fell off and bumped his head and wasn’t that fun? The round-and-round staircase totally makes it. Race you! Whee!
The upskirt floor so you can keep an eye on the kids up there.
All that over-the-top everything–and then you see the kitchen.
You know how a kitchen can totally sell a house?
I, I… I can only think they intend for it never to be sullied with food–that would just be too messy. Let the caterer deal with it.
And random item the third, it was 38F this morning and there is rain in the forecast and I’m not sure what season this thinks it is but we’ll definitely take it.
Cold weather is definitely better incentive for having a pile of afghan in progress all over you than last week’s record 94F.