How to make people laugh in church:
We were studying from the Book of Psams in Sunday School, and after a goodly discussion, the teacher handed out paper and pens and asked us what we would write for our own personal psalm. After giving us a few minutes, she asked if anybody wanted to share theirs?
She got one taker. Here goes.
“The Lord is my knitter.
I shall not unravel.
He increases my stitches in cashmere and qiviut and broadens my hem
His purls shall sustain me forever.”
(Because, you know, the front is the flat stockinette side and the purls mean He’s got your back.)