But didn’t I, after last time…(searching). Just in case… Well I guess that’ll have to do.

Climate mismatch: there is no such thing as a warm summer storm here.

And there is no such thing as a raincoat in my closet that’s only a raincoat. Lined, yes, given that if you want skywater in California you have to wait for winter.

It wouldn’t matter but for the not-waterproof out-of-warranty-now thousands of dollars’ worth of electronics in my ears that I cannot do without.

I will try not to poke out my husband’s bellybutton with that umbrella.