Richard said, reasonably enough, that I shouldn’t buy a phone I haven’t tried to actually hear on.
And so John and I went to the local Verizon store. The manager set up an Iphone 4S at full volume and I called home.
Standing in a noisy room full of people, I heard every word. It helped that I was talking to my husband and knew his voice well, but still–had it been my current phone, I would not have been able to make out a thing, even in speakerphone mode. Wow. Sold.
The manager came back over and chatted us up a bit. Can you turn Siri up louder too? No, he was sorry, you could not. John mentioned that we were going to buy online and the guy said that unless something said internet exclusive, he could match anything there. Double data on the droids? Sure.
Hey. We went home and grabbed Richard.
The process took hours, it was crazy, but it’s done. (Well, almost, the Iphones were on backorder and will be mailed.)
Annnnnd… There being rung up too and waiting for the system to do its belabored thing was a dad with a toddler being very well behaved but very bored at the very long process.
Lo and behold: a hand sanitizer dispenser to my left–thank you Verizon!–before I reached into my purse and found, you guessed it, a little banana-chomping monkey handknit finger puppet to entertain the little boy with and his older sister who suddenly appeared next to her daddy when there was something interesting to investigate. Sharing commenced and they were actually happy about it.
The dad went from tired to glowing. It was worth going in just to see that.