Etc.
So why is it that now, when the pressure is totally gone, I look at the piece of plastic that Costco links juice bottles with, finally wrestle the darn thing off, look at it and go Wait–cool! Harry Potter’s professor’s eyeglasses! (Give me a second, give me a second, what was her name…) Just add pipecleaner temples at the sides and you’re good to go! Or, or, make it gold somehow: Steampunk!
Someone lend me a kid, quick, my grandson’s not big enough yet.
(p.s. Just to clarify: I see this as good for decorating a pumpkin’s face and to get some ideas going.)