Winter break: when you read the Sheldon comics start to stop. It’s a Sheldon-seen tradition.
I need me a duck to guard my stash. I’d have to draw it a skein-atic diagram of where it’s all tucked away around this house, though, and then it would come to this.
(See? All this research that’s already been done for you!)
Right, then. Off to go play Upwords with my kids while they’re still home on break.