Remember when I said I was researching treadmills? Ruth, whom I usually only get to see at Stitches every February, blew me away by offering hers.
Today, then, was the day. Having gotten the master cylinder crisis already over with and the car okayed by my mechanic, my husband took the back seats out, mine being the car that was big enough, and we drove it to a place Far, Far Away. (Shrek-and-see Deutsch?)
Where Ruth picked out a shawl and got a chocolate torte (frozen beforehand to be safe) and made us lunch and her son helped load the thing up for us. Hardly a fair trade.
“We have to take pictures for Chan.”
You’re right, we do.
She wanted me to model her shawl. Well, okay, blues with blue.
Dear, wait–okay, could you take another one? I think you got me at a bad moment. (As in, I *know* you did.)
“But the battery’s almost dead!”
I should have said, And we would need that battery for… what?…before we got home?
Oh. Right. Got to show those Central Valley tomato trucks, where you wonder about the ones at the bottom of that mound–now *there’s* a store-bought tomato for you! 
In Heinz-sight, it was probably for the jest, though.
(And yes, we did crank up that treadmill fast enough to flip me off the back, just to see if we could. But I’m ketchingup quickly.)
Thank you, Ruth!!!