When I appeared awhile later, they were all either not to be found or on their very best aren’t-I-well-behaved demeanor. My favorite did a reenactment of yesterday’s prim begging.
Cashew?
Bless you!
Meantime, I’m glad I went for the 48-stitch edging swatch on the side rather than diving straight into it on all 400ish stitches on the project: it worked okay on paper. In real life? I wanted to be impressed. I was not.
I briefly considered how it might be more entertaining to frog a project by tying a walnut to the end of it and throwing it outside, with a good foot stomp or handclap added for effect… (It must be admitted here: some yarns and some projects thoroughly deserve being squirreled away like that.)