There’s only one thing to do: *Make a choice, set the rest aside and put it out of sight. Knit the first project, bring out all the beautiful skeins, repeat from * as needed.
It’s a wonderful problem to have. Even the Roomba got carried away by the yarnly possibilities and stalled out. (Hey, you, gimme back my bobbin, where’d you get that.)
That reminds me, the squirrels? This round went to me.