Having mortified one kid, now I get to do it to the rest of them.
Dinner conversation: we got to discussing bad pop songs. Which morphed somehow into talking about some of the songs in the Shrek movies and a debate between husband and daughter as to whether a particular song was done as a parody of that song, or was it done in earnest?
At which I casually mentioned, “You know why I knit so much baby alpaca?”
No, they asked me, why?
“Because” (breaking into song) “I’m… too sexy for my sheep. Too sexy for my sheep!”