When someone lists a gallon of milk for sale on Amazon–wait, it gets worse, the price is $69.99–it begs for reviews like this one. Or the person who says get the Kindle version, it’s only ten bucks. And then, looking under “new and used” there is of course the overpriced collector’s edition going for $2,500.00 plus $4.49 shipping.
Quoting the $1500 version: “Comments: Always fresh. Will never expire. We bring the cow right to your door.” (But does one tip the cow?) The $2499 version: “Comments: will hand deliver, then come in and make you a Tiramisu with product in your kitchen.”
Gee, cow can we resist? After all, feeding our families well is a heifer responsibility. I wonder if they’ll bring a DVD too so we can watch a moovie while they whip up that tiramisu. And how about a salad on the side with a little ranch dressing. You hoof to hand it to them, that’s a pretty strong incentive: real food, real local. It’s a grass-roots moovement!
(LynnM? LauraN? Or…? Your turn on the cheesy puns!)
(With thanks to Terry Border at Bent Objects for the heads-up.)