And now! The talon-toed team of Perry Grin Productions brings you:
“Ben Hur: the remake,” starring
Birk N. Stawk
Spike Lead
and the villain,
Ima Heel
See the thrilling chariot scene!
(Richard says it should end with Godzilla in his Doc Martens stomping out the set. I say keep the Poppa-razzi out of it.)