This came today. Michelle and I both about died laughing.
“Dear” (misspelled my name),
“As the medical director for” (community hospital not covered by my insurance, touting its cancer program), “I am pleased to bring you some important news”…
“You may have been reluctant to schedule a colonoscopy procedure because you have the idea that it’s unpleasant”…
“Take a moment and schedule your colonoscopy today.”
Right. I’ll get right on it.