Yesterday was the purest form of hell I ever care to go through. Drinking two full glasses of barium when you can’t keep a few ounces down… Somehow with a lot of prayer I did it. Took a very long time.
Today I’m below 101F so far and am sitting up just long enough to say how good it feels to be slightly more human.
With all those bags of saline in the evening, I felt like an injected and bathed in brine Butterball turkey, and pictured the turkey being used as a bowling ball, thrown down the aisle. Bumpity bumpity STRIKE!