So, we got an enrollment option form from the company my husband works for. Longterm care benefits to cover us and our four parents (who are all close to or over 80) for five years for under $20/month total? No having to prove we’re healthy enough to sign up if we do it right now? Hey.
And then the conversation went to being about me. I tried to deflect it. Dontwannagothere.  The coverage could be done at home or in a facility, and I was asking, you wouldn’t want that five year clock to start ticking while you could still take care of things at home, would you?
“Yes, but c’mon, where would you rather be living if you could?”
I smiled at him… (wait for it…)  And then, with a look of utter innocence, answered him sweetly (along with a ‘you-so-set-yourself-up-for-this’ grin), “Why, where my yarn is. Of course!”